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24/7 available. 100% Grade A asshole.

This funny trucker hat features a laser-engraved leatherette patch with the “24/7 Available Asshole” design.

Made in-house by Recon Etching, this one is for the friend, husband, coworker, or family member who wears the title proudly.

Hat Details

• Laser-engraved leatherette patch
• 24/7 Available Asshole design
• Mesh-back trucker hat
• Adjustable snapback closure
• Curved bill
• Multiple hat options available
• Made in-house
• Free U.S. shipping

A solid gag gift for anyone with a sense of humor and absolutely no interest in improving their attitude.